In response to the Forum

Very good Michael, eagerly awaiting the "chairs and ladder" and the "naples yellow ones LOL

Certainly made me smile, nice one.

Orf with his head! :-)

Can you still be hung for treason? ...or taking the mick out of the R F ???? Brilliant Michael.

i knew you would do the royal couple news :-p this is funny :-) perfect :-)

LOL,Will this royal corgi be called Rex do you think? ( Iknow, I know, lame joke..)

LOL,Will this royal corgi be called Rex do you think? ( Iknow, I know, lame joke..)

Thanks one and all. Sarah - say it twice and it it sounds funnier, not really lame joke - perhaps he's only got three legs, is he covered in hairs to the throne?, OK,OK ..........

Brilliant Michael, very current and very funny!

LOL! Another brilliant one, Michael~!

Up to your usual standard Michael

Thanks all - a bit tainted now thanks to the fate of the nurse who received the fake call.