That's brightened my day even more, JIm! Your write up is spot on for abundant laughs! I'll take the black belted Samuri and leave the sushi!!!

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Welcome to The Lotus Blossom Japanese restaurant where, for little more than the cost of a new car you can have Sukiyaki, Sushi with chips and mushy peas, Koi carp and cornflakes and many other delicasies served with mountains of rice fried or boiled. For those in Martial arts training, our speciality Karate flip-flop in tiger curry is unbeatable. All meals are served by Geisha Girls or Samurai Warriors dependant on choice. Black belt Personal trainers who help you master chop sticks cost a little more, but nothing your monthly salary won't cover. Do come and visit...(-:

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Jim Morris

I've reached 80 years young and love to paint and draw. Watercolours are my preference used also with line and wash. I paint or sketch something most days of whatever takes my fancy. Glad to have found this site. I don't feel I have a set painting style but I tend to go for impressionism rather…

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