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A still life - you know I hate still life; wicked woman, that Marjorie Firth...
I'll give it thought - actually, I do have a drawing somewhere in my back-record, on the Gallery that is, which qualifies... when Tony Benn died, I drew a mug - for his ever-present brew of tea - and a pipe: so I could cheat, and not do something new....
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F--f--f-- full-blown Dutch masterpiece? If that's what you want, Madam, I'll send you my scale of charges for commissions - I was thinking of something small; tasteful; and above all, easy ... I am, of course, a Nartist, with my head in the clouds; but my agent - who coincidentally happens to be myself - is very much down to earth, aware of the price of fish, disinclined to embrace the spirt of Give, far more comfortable with the prospect of Take. Now if you'll just put your name to this nice contract I've prepared for you, and forward your substantial deposit, I will deign to reach for the brushes.

