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Now, Martin - do not slice off your ear: there's hero-worship fandom, and there's going too far .... much too far. We need so far as we can to retain the various physical appurtenances with which we were born.
You are in danger here of matching me for eccentric posts - I have the excuse of old age and a partiality for the grape when t'is red - plus: the POL lot are used to me. They may be slightly unnerved by one, or indeed more, of your posts in this thread, and be on the verge of contacting the appropriate authorities to prevent you from taking the cut-throat razor to your ear-lobes ... do not be surprised if you are approached by those nice people with the strait-jacket: they mean well.....
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And as that jagged dorsal fin retreats to the depths of the ether, the spring tide brings the cackle of laughing sea foam, if you listen close enough to the bursting of bubbles. No more watery complaints. No more cackling seagulls. No more art that serialises his mind…. It’s vaporising into the iCloud. ‘Would you look at that mummy?(shades eyes), ‘that shape looks like a big toe stuck up a sphincter. ‘ No doubt, if all stays quiet, he’ll reappear as the fairy godmother again.Dear Moriarty, the bible is not any thinner, though one might calculate that you have joined a clan, with money separated from an account under the guise of a decent human being. One suspects the cheapest version of choice for your account, am I right? One might also calculate that it is, of course, untraceable money, and all is a rouge, a cosmetic covering the reddened face of guilt. The real clues are under your past aliases. As the traceable footsteps become more clear, so does your heightened security. A clue again. Also, I will not use the word sphincter anymore. This word titivates the days of those who should be toiling to make a living. Instead, I will use the name Dark Starfish, a tarantula that spits deathly poison into your eyes. Head wind indeed, sir. The difference between yourself and I is… I am the real Sherlock, but you are not the real Moriarty are you? yes, headwind indeed. Tissue?
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Now, Martin - do not slice off your ear: there's hero-worship fandom, and there's going too far .... much too far. We need so far as we can to retain the various physical appurtenances with which we were born. You are in danger here of matching me for eccentric posts - I have the excuse of old age and a partiality for the grape when t'is red - plus: the POL lot are used to me. They may be slightly unnerved by one, or indeed more, of your posts in this thread, and be on the verge of contacting the appropriate authorities to prevent you from taking the cut-throat razor to your ear-lobes ... do not be surprised if you are approached by those nice people with the strait-jacket: they mean well.....Thanks John, though one may suggest the real are laughing, but Moriarty holds a scud missile. Yes, Sherlock is approachable by those who can see the obvious. Serious crime deserves more serious people. Either that, or put up with Starfish. Take your pick? I like it here and this is me. Traceable and open
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Meant to call you Robert, Robert. For those who want to know…. Yes I am mad… mad enough to make the army look after me until the day I croak. Thing is, be yourselves. Most problems on here are down to one person. Of course I know my posts are wild… but in that wildness is change. The perpetrator does not wind me up, but he does you. That’s a concern. Other than that, extracting urine for wine makes you shoeless. See more, react less.Now, Martin - do not slice off your ear: there's hero-worship fandom, and there's going too far .... much too far. We need so far as we can to retain the various physical appurtenances with which we were born. You are in danger here of matching me for eccentric posts - I have the excuse of old age and a partiality for the grape when t'is red - plus: the POL lot are used to me. They may be slightly unnerved by one, or indeed more, of your posts in this thread, and be on the verge of contacting the appropriate authorities to prevent you from taking the cut-throat razor to your ear-lobes ... do not be surprised if you are approached by those nice people with the strait-jacket: they mean well.....Thanks John, though one may suggest the real are laughing, but Moriarty holds a scud missile. Yes, Sherlock is approachable by those who can see the obvious. Serious crime deserves more serious people. Either that, or put up with Starfish. Take your pick? I like it here and this is me. Traceable and open
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Actually, that dodgy poster might be Bowies reincarnation. Wasn’t his last album called The Dark Star?
No, the army doesn’t really look after me. Could do if I wanted though.
Got a picture on the go, with a man with an arachnid oh his face. Wondered if that makes me barmy too? Reckon I’m gonna contact the producer of Alien. What if I sing supacalafrajilisticexbialitotious?
Also, I am going to change my name as the artist formally known as Martin.
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Actually, that dodgy poster might be Bowies reincarnation. Wasn’t his last album called The Dark Star?
No, the army doesn’t really look after me. Could do if I wanted though.
Got a picture on the go, with a man with an arachnid oh his face. Wondered if that makes me barmy too? Reckon I’m gonna contact the producer of Alien. What if I sing supacalafrajilisticexbialitotious?
Also, I am going to change my name as the artist formally known as Martin.
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Martin time to finish this now good sir , it’s becoming repetitive and pushing other subjects off the forum .
I know you understand that most of us have lost what your talking about and I also know that you are a caring person and understand my asking you to let it go no further . Thank you .
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I have today received two emails from the not so delightful Kylie so she is still up and running on Painters Online. Interestingly I hadn’t put anything on the gallery for a few weeks, and indeed had held off intentionally because of this problem. Now I’ve posted two items in the last few days, this has happened.
I’m not sure if there were two threads on this but I could only find this, so not entirely sure what others were doing about it?
I haven’t deleted yet, and obviously not daft enough to reply.
What did the rest of you do?
Thanks
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Tessa I had a contact inquiry via POL this morning, I have emailed Dawn and informed her the this low life in still operating and continuing to contact members . Hopefully the technicians will block them from using the system but I’m sure they will be back with a different name. I then deleted the message as I do t want it on my system in any way shape or form.