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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for One of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have:-
Work Out Barbie for £19.95
Shopping Barbie for £19.95
Beach Barbie for £19.95
Disco Barbie for £19.95,
Ballerina Barbie For £19.95
Artist Barbie for £19.95
Skater Barbie for £19.95
And Divorced Barbie for £265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's te###cles.."
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