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I've never seen anything like it in my life!
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Thought I'd seen every weird way of painting but what I saw today on 'This morning' with Philip Schofield and Holly Willorby was beyond belief!! An artist called Tim Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, yes you read correctly, his penis, he did quite a good likeness of the hosts but it didn't actually show how he works. As well as using his penis, he apparently uses his testicles for texture and his bottom to smooth things!!! The mind boggles. He does commissions and you can also receive a video of how he does it with your portrait. Words fail me!! I will google him in a while to see if he has a website, I'm sure he has. Is this a new trend boys?
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Ha , Ha , I've just one question Margaret .... why ? I thought I'd heard and seen it all I can just imagine ' er indoors ' coming in and seeing me with a paintbrush attached to my nether regions and me calmly explaining that ' I'm doing a spot of portrait painting '
this would be a sure recipe for me to end up sampling hospital food when the missus got through with me :)
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Oh Sylvia poor you, hope you are feeling a bit better. I am also into hospital tomorrow to have my gall bladder removed - it's full of stones - it has been the most painful thing I've ever experienced so shall be glad when it's all over, hopefully I will have keyhole surgery so should be back home on Thursday.
I'm so glad I was able to cheer you up a little, its good to laugh they say it's one of the best tonics you can have (apart from gin and tonic)!!
